Check out my shop!

A playful conversation starter for anyone who enjoys absurd food debates and wonderfully weird humor...and The Dead Milkmen, of course! The front features the cheeky phrase, “Didja ever go to make a pork sausage and find it’s got hair all over it?” in bright, retro-inspired lettering with a tongue-in-cheek illustrated accent. It brings the energy of a late-night laugh, a barbecue conversation, or an unapologetically silly gift exchange to an easy everyday tee. Made from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton with a classic crew neckline, it feels smooth and comfortable through every season. The tubular, side-seam-free construction keeps the look clean, while shoulder tape and a ribbed collar help the shirt hold its shape. Heather and specialty colors use cotton-polyester blends. The tee is OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified and made with ethically grown and harvested US cotton.
Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton fabric; select colors use cotton-polyester blends
- Classic fit with a comfortable crew neckline
- Tubular construction without side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG front printing with DTF sleeve and inner neck label printing
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
Accurate shipping options will be available in checkout after entering your full address.
Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
See terms and conditions